Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
Why though?
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! Iβm going home now."
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Davidβs parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and whatβs the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
