Question jokes
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
what the hell do i have saved on my phone and why
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
What is yellow?
What is smegma name?
I farted how bout u?
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
Why is this a category?
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
What the hehehehehehe?
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
What's the difference between a duck?