Puzzle jokes

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?

Because they have a history of separating colors.

What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.

Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.

What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.

One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word "bank" in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”

What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."

How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!