Puzzle Jokes

Riddler: riddle me this are you scared of the big black

person: Big black what

Riddler: ...

person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean

Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

What letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

i have 25 friend from the alphabet.But don't ask me y.

There are 2 dads and 2 sons they all caught a fish, Why did they only come home with 3 fish? (Answer) There were a grand-dad- dad- and son. If you don't get then it means grand father is the dad to the dad(1 dad) dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather, Get it?

Puzzle

What you think about my sudoku record? Evil sudoku, no notes, no hints!

A printed paper with a sudoku grid and a digital interface printed on it as well. The grid is filled with numbers. The difficulty level is labeled as 'Evil', and the mistake count is 2 out of 3. The digital interface shows buttons for 'Undo,' 'Erase,' 'Notes,' and 'Hint,' as well as number buttons from 1 to 9. There is also a button labeled 'New Game'.

Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra? Because they just keep getting harder and harder

20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay moving on you took to long, how many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge (*Their reply* Idk how many) 3, Open the fridge put the elephant into the fridge and close the door. how do you put a giraffe into the fridge (*Their reply* 3...) Wrong 4, Open the fridge take out the elephant put in the giraffe and close the door, why did sally fall off the swing, A fridge fell on her

what came first he chicken or the egg?

I dont know go google it.

Why was 7 afraid of 6

Because 6 8 7

Why is 1 equal to 22?

4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!

There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?

There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

What is 8 divided by 2?

Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).

Guess what?

Good guess.

Whats black white and red all over

Lossvagus school shooting

Whats an emos least favorite game? Cut the rope

So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."

So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car. Lea looks at his puzzled then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?" Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..