Puzzle Jokes

Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubix cube into pussy. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.

When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"

I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite...

Your mum is so smart but she still can’t figure why she had you

Only a genius can say this

EYE YAM STEW PEED

Want to hear a maze joke? Nevermind, too corny.

how did 10 die? because it was in between 9 and 11

I'm playing a game of HANGMAN.. Is there an 'S' or a 'C' ?

MIKE PEN__E ??

Jesus tried solving the rubik cube but died on the cross

I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map, it took me ages to finish it. But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground and it's done.

Riddle me this. Riddle me that. Why did my parents never come back

I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week and it said 2-4 years on the box.

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What is brown and sticky? What is white and gooey? What long and hard? (Tell me in the comments)

Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles, His teacher asked "Three birds where sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said "No, but I like the way you think!" Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said "Little Johnny!" He replied "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"