What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9 so what was 10😱 scar of because him was in the middle of 9 11
i hate you- if you look at the first letters of the words you'll know what i mean interfischl happy apple tea eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What has a bottom at the top? -- Your legs.
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife, what she was doing, she said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle, it's supposed to be a tiger but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "honey those are frosted flakes."
What is white ,black ,and red and can't fit through a revolving door. a nun with a spear through her head
One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word bank in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word Bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”
Riddler: riddle me this are you scared of the big black
person: Big black what
Riddler: ...
person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean
What is heavy forward but not backward?
Q:How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A:all your home work and the Rubix cube u spent a year on and still can’t solve it is solved🤓🤓🤓🤓
this is an a-maze-ing joke =)
spell icup
i have 25 friend from the alphabet.But don't ask me y.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons they all caught a fish, Why did they only come home with 3 fish? (Answer) There were a grand-dad- dad- and son. If you don't get then it means grand father is the dad to the dad(1 dad) dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather, Get it?
what came first he chicken or the egg?
I dont know go google it.
whys 1 equal 22? 4 is to buzzy and 0ne has the 21s to 4!
Why was 7 afraid of 6
Because 6 8 7
There were 32 cows TWENTY-EIGHT Chickens HOW ANY WHERE THERE? There were 32 cows twenty ate chickens how many were there
