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I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.

I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them.

What did the porg say to the porg?

Hi Porg.

You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!

You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.

Me: Hi Jaiden.

Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.

Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.

Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*

Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.

FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!

Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.

I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."

What is war used for? (put in comments below)

What did the shoe tell the feet?

"Put me on your feet!"

I put the Christmas balls in my sack.

Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?

I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!

When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.

How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?

Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.

Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.

Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.

Frère l'été ici!

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