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You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣

If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.

What is red and puts out fire?

Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.

I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!

I put the Christmas balls in my sack.

What did the shoe tell the feet?

"Put me on your feet!"

Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?

What is war used for? (put in comments below)

I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?

Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.

Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.

Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.

Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.

How did pioneers name Canada?

They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"

That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"

Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.

Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?

Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!