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Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.

Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?

I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!

What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.

Frère l'été ici!

If you understand, put it in chat.

Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

What did the shoe tell the feet?

"Put me on your feet!"

When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."

I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.

What is war used for? (put in comments below)

Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?

Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.

Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.

Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!

How did pioneers name Canada?

They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"

That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"

Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.

Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?