Put jokes

I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!

I put the Christmas balls in my sack.

What did the shoe tell the feet?

"Put me on your feet!"

Frère l'été ici!

If you understand, put it in chat.

Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."

I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.

The orphan: What is home?

Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.

*puts in trash can*

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

What is red and puts out fire?

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Man: Could you hold this for me?

Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*

Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!

Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.

Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!

Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.

Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?

How did pioneers name Canada?

They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"

That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"

Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.