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"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.
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Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.