Put jokes

I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.

Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?

Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.

What did the shoe tell the feet?

"Put me on your feet!"

Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

What is war used for? (put in comments below)

How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?

Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.

Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.

I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.

Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.

The orphan: What is home?

Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.

*puts in trash can*

Frère l'été ici!

If you understand, put it in chat.

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.

What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!

If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.

Having survived a severe injury in my past, I'm kind of glad paramedics didn't succeed in bringing the United Healthcare CEO back.

I was suffering so bad I got delirious and thought that the nurses were putting poison in my water cup.

That CEO was so hated that one of the nurses probably WOULD have slipped him something!