Put jokes
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Frère l'été ici!
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What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"