She said you can twerk so I put her in a tractor and put her to work, she got mad at me and said "there's no good men" but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
what's the biggest problem with gravity it keeps putting people down
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
Cuz he wanted to sleep like a log!
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Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time? -- Because it was Luke warm.
they put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library
What did Ron put in his diary? I Her-mio-ne after I banged her last night.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive? -- Their knees.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair. .... she likes to rock And roll lol
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic. I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, ore lose it forever.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
I have been reading this book about zero gravity I can’t seem to put it down
When you get caugh about to shoot up the school. *slowly puts AR to chin*
why did the orphan call Mr smith daddy, because he put her in the vices and tort her a lesson about virginity
Say toast 3 times. Spell toast 3 times. What do you put in a toaster. What is the answer.
At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common
They both put their meat in 10 year old buns
