how do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed?- put velcro on the ceiling
CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JALLS
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
My friends hate when i make skeleton jokes.I guess i need to put more backbone into it.
I was walking in the forrest with my gf I had a desert eagle for protection A bear jumped out of the bushes one shot was enough to put my gf down and it gave me enough time to run away
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? “Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
8008135 is my favorite number. The worst ratio is 6:9. And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?' Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six two.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick? Put ranch dressing on it
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
are you a playground because i want to put my kids in you
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library
dont treat her like a gold pump when shes treating you like a grey pistol, put down a launch pad and rotate 💯
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What do priests and McDonalds have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year old buns
Found this girl in Hawaii Put a stick up her ass and she said Ayi
what is the difference between a woman and my fridge.
only one moans when i put my meat in it
