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Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Everyone put your age here.
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Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.