I was watching a tv show where a guy was hanging off a cliff then the series ended...guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliff hanger
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
If a kid does not got to asleep during nap time isnt he resisting a rest
What does Stephen Hawkins say after sex? That was wheely good
I was born on the moon. Yeah.. My mom was high and dad was down to earth.
If iron man and quick sliver teamed up.. They would be alloys.
Me: DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I HAVE 50 SECONDS TO LIVE! Doctor: sit down for a minute.
What do you call a frozen ban-aid? Cool-aid!
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on pole-tree.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
Knock knock Hwos here? Far from home hwos far from home Spider man
What do will from stranger things and the fresh prince of belair have is common there both named will and there lives both got flipped turned upside down
Hey max what’s up the sky
why did the skeleton not go the ball? Because he had no body to go with
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
Why did the car fall asleep Because he was too tyred
What is common in my AirPods and Titanic..... They sync properly ....
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness (?)
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed. "Cheese-its Christ!"
