I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
Gee-I'm-a-tree.
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up dog?"
Nothin much, how bout you?
I called my dog 5 miles. Today, I fan over my miles.
There was a news the other where a magician disappeared. He was like"at the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Des,and he disappeared without a trace.
why cant dinosaurs talk?
cause there dead
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said "haha that is funny"
are you peeling well
I just bust a nut. A ginger nut.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil.... But it’s quite point less
Why do people laugh at mountains? Because they're HILLarious!
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle? Beef strokin' off
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
i was gonna tell you a great pun, but its too cheesy
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
a guy saw a person with a duck and said "where did you get a pig" the owner replied "its not a pig dummy" the random guy said "i wasn't talking to you,i was talking to the duck"
