Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
Puns
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
Man, cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already on stage 4.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
*insert pun here*
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week, but I didn't have the time.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
Are you fin-ished with your work?
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
