have you heard about my new can crushing job?
it's soda-pressing
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful
I Was Hiting My Hand And My Mom Asked Me What Am I Doing I Said Im Beating My Meat
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zomBEE.
You mama so old. Her first christmas was the first christmas
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
Don't flirt when there is life alert! Edna: Hey there big boy! Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
oh no
Why was the baby ant confused? Because it uncles were all aunts
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
I needed to take a phone call so I went to the the nearest exit I guess you can say it was very exciting 😂
