Bunch

What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?

Abo-lanche.

Contest

I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.

Girl

Why didn’t the girl like stairs?

They were always up to something.

Sand

Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.

Kid

Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."

Guitar

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.

Mustache

"Knock knock?"

"Mustache."

"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"

Ocean

No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.

Name

What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.

Spaghetti

My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.

Well, because it's impastable.