Puns
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
But why?
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
I was really rooting to tell that one.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards? Igloos it.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.