Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
why was the short person a coward.they didnt stand up to challenges
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday stays three days and leaves on Friday how is this possible
WHAT HAS A HEART BUT NO ORGANS
A DECK OF CARDS!!!!!!
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i am a bad punner
So apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It Was More Than 90*
what do you call a cow with no legs?--ground beef XD
what meds do snakes with ADHD take? Adder-all
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society? The Doughker
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child*
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return
have u ever seen the pokemon called ryh... rhydon these nuts
hana
i wanna tell you a scary math joke but I'm 2squarwed to tell you
What did one bee say to the other bee.
I love you honey .
I would tell you my jokes a bout pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing
What's the difference between the grand canyon and a blonde?
The grand canyon is a busy ditch.
