Puns
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."
"Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.
The boy answered, "It's Michelle."
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
What is the cheapest kind of meat?
Deer balls, two for under a buck!
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
My existence.
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.