A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren't aFORDable
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How many wives does Santa have? Hoe Hoe Hoe
I was boiling some water and said Water you will be mist
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene
What did the watch say to the failing watch company? - You better watch it
I broke my arm yesterday, my bro said it is Arm-mageddon. And I still don’t know why.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
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FUN FACT: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed. Father: son you can do butter
How do poets say hello? Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
I told a cookie a joke the other day. It just crumnled
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest it’s got its ups and downs
Did you hear about the man that got fired from is can job? It was soda-pressing
I'll stop with the horrible puns if chu can say a good joke
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
