Cheese

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

Dad

My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!

Abuse

My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse, but I beat her to it.

Paper

That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.

Honey

Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?

Because he is always talking about his honey.

Skeleton

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...

I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.