Puns

Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“

I have a lot of eggculaint egg puns, get the yolk... oh come on don’t be hard boiled

i told my friend to watch naruto, it's been a week since i've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

Because he got hit by a bus!

What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone Apetit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.

What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?

A bull in a china shop.

I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.

He one day said his business was “remarkable.”

During WWI and WWII the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches, I bet they really dig that weapon

my brother cant wait for spring... he wet his plants!

Josh:tell me something funny Mark:my life

What pants do you wear to church.. HOLE-Y ONESS

A swan, a goose and a penguin walked into a bar... I DUCKed.

If museums are full of dead things...

Then why aren't there any memes inside them?

I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but i can't seem to build on it.

Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze

because theres too many ears

Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color

what did one poop say to the other poop?whats the matter you look flushed

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”