Puns
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
Suck my ass, guys!
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
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I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"
What is the cheapest kind of meat?
Deer balls, two for under a buck!
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
I went to the store, and yeah...