Puns
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
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I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
There's nothing else that can beat up dog.
What's up, dog?
Just my depression!
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.