people wonder why are generation grew up so sarcastic
hay how do i look
with your eyes Joe
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn
What kind of veggie is always getting it self into a hard situation?
A pickle.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh? Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
What does an elephant that doesn't matter called? An irrel-ephant ;)
I tried to find a camouflage shirt but I couldn’t find one
I got a horse and i named it hermio-nae
why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because, everybody likes a good batter!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle? - a Yamahahahaha
You need to play a bflat not a c sharp, you just got band!!
I had a joke about pizza, it's just to cheesy.
My mom said " YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE" Is said " Are you gong to PUNis me?
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher. They said: you can't be a pro-grammer nazi.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking.
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
Cuz it's a car-PET.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
