Tell all the skeleton jokes you want ,but I've got thick skin.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
A dog talks to a other dog and say Wow your a Hotdog
What do call a stick with a string on the end of it...
A fshingpole
he: Im nike and you're macdonalds She: why? he: cuz im doing it and you're loving it :)
So I went to the gym and I found a hymm
Q : What is the opposite of 'Dominos'? A : Domi doesn't know!
Why did the Chili blush? -Because it was so hot
what did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police? it's none of your business!
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest? Panda-monium!
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week, guess you could say it was a brief case
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
I searched on google, "how to start a wildfire". I got 39,300,000
i'd tell a science joke, but i was like, Nah, it would get no reaction.
i have no puns because i dont play soccer.
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle
What did the skeleton play when je joined the band? A tromBONE
Knock Knock Whos there? Ach Ach who Bless you
"I only eat food on the right of my plate" are you good at eating? "I'm alright at eating"
