What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Puns
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
Me: DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I HAVE 50 SECONDS TO LIVE!
Doctor: Sit down for a minute.
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
