I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.
Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
What do will from stranger things and the fresh prince of belair have is common there both named will and there lives both got flipped turned upside down
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
I'm taking a taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret
How does an artist fill in a cv? He draws on experience
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Knock Knock?
Mustache
I mustache you a question, but I shave It for later!
no one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
That camping trip was in-tents
Hot shingles in your neighbourhood wanting to get nailed.
What kind of jeans do you were to church? - Holy jeans
My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse but I beat her to it
Joke
my pal ased me why no body wants to eat the spaghetti he make in his restaurent welp,because it's impastable
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How may times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh Ten-tickles!
