Puns
My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
Flat Earthers
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."