Skeleton

Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?

Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!

Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.

Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!

Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.

Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait

Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Water

What is the same between water and dark jokes?

Not everyone gets it!

Doctor

Me: DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I HAVE 50 SECONDS TO LIVE!

Doctor: Sit down for a minute.

Science

Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?

Because you are looking a little bit GaY.

Fashion

I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,

but I never realized they suited me.

Work

Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?

Because it was on strike.

Lock

Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.

Pizza

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.

Construction

I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.

Canoe

Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.

Pencil

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...

But it’s quite pointless.

Cheese

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.