Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? i can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter it was pretty grate.
what do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye "it's dye-ing"
A roman walks into a Bar and holds up 2 fingers and says "Five beers,please"
My son said "what rhymes with orange"
i said "No it doesn't!!"
Water What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation? Hail, of course! What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation? Reign!
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P U. U. U. U N. N. N. N S. S. S. S
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common “They are all very tearable” he replied Well, there is one person who gets it!
I told my wife* she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised
*(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as an helix ruler)
Sans: What is todoroki's favourite coffee creamer Half n' Half hehe
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: bro don't get so HOT headed about it Just CHILL
sorry not sorry -sans
whats a ducks favorite drug? cwack
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it wanted to be Argon.
a gay couple and a lesibian couple are going to the airport which one gets there first ... the lesibian duh they get there "LICITY SPLIT "
To Write With a Broken Pencil Is pointless
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!!
make like a drum and beat it
Student: Hey! did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?; Teacher: No?; Student: all I can say about it is, Well, Well Well.
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical.
