Puns
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.