Puns
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.
I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.