Puns
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
Which category is glory in?
Cats.
I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bartender here?"
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
Eggshausted.
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
What animal lies? A lion.
I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.