What is the same between water and dark jokes? Not everyone gets it!
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad if you're up there
I wanted to get brain surgery. I changed my mind.
What's a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A Trombone.
What did the banana say to the peel “Let’s split”
when does it rain money? -- when there's a change in the weather.
I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction
That joke and paper have one thing in common they're both tearable
What do you call a fly without wings
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A walk
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
A clown held a door open for me, I thought it was a nice jester
paper.
aww c'mon! i thought my joke made the Cut!
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time
When you see a deer what do you say?
Oh Deer!
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower? You got off clean
Why can't pooh bear catch a date. Because he is always talking about his honey.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom, because he had no BODY to go with.... i could have said a skeleTON more jokes.. but i think that might brake your funny bone
Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it..
