Puns
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
Here’s my pun.
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
When my dog barks, he gets ruff.
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake!
Why don't fish play basketball?
Because they're scared of the net!
Why can't you play the guitar on a fish?
Because you can't tuna fish!
What do you call an American bee?
A USB!
What fruit likes to go down the slide?
Kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
That's all my jokes in mind, y'all!