Why is it so hard to make a party on earth? Because you need to Planet.
one time I walked in to a room and I saw a man and a dwarf and I soon found out that the man was the dwarfs father and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him
Q: Have you ever felt a window? A: Did you feel the pane?
I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.
happiness
what do you call a dinosaur with a butt.........a but asurus
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling very well!
My friends daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
A bat-mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat-mitzvah!!
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
My kitchen was rearranged today. The tables have turned and the steaks are higher.
my name is gunter
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp of a roof
what do you call nitrogen in the day?- you call it day-trogen!
what do you call a pig that knows karate...
Pork-chop!
If you are dehydrated you should get well soon.
What type of jam can you not eat? Traffic jam
