Puns

What’s a booty’s favorite game?

Hide and cheek.

Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?

Because every play has a cast.

What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."

Poopy loopy.

Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?

I trained a wolf to meditate, so now she's aware-wolf.

This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.

What type of jam can you not eat?

Traffic jam.

I used to hate facial hair,

but then it grew on me.

I'm supposed to put a joke here.

But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?

I'm sure you'll laugh.

Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."

What’s better than Ted Danson?

Ted singing and Danson!

My puns are awesome, pure gold.

Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

Answer: Damn!

You know what pun is used for "waist?"

Nothing. You'll find nothing.

It's just a waste of time.

What did the Chinese man say to his wife?

I'll chin you later.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the “shell” station.

Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!

A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replied: "'Til December."

I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!