Puns

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.

It means a lot!

How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?

You get a good connection.

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.

(I love oil!)

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.

Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!

What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.

"If all of these structures break we will all die."

And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"

And he said, "It would be breaking news."

A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"

The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"

Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"

What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.

What is the chair's favorite person?

A sit-izen.

Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.

Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!

What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?

A galiminus.

What is the slipperiest county?

Greece!

Wanna see something dark?

Close your eyes.

Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!

Edna: Hey there big boy!

Big boy: You need to stop doing this.

How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.

I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.

I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.