If a kid refused to go to bed, dus that make them gilty of risisting a rest
why don't ants get sick
because they have antybodies
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan
How do you find Will smith in the snow ?
You look for the fresh prints
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin the bars...
Hitler was a dic-Tator
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge? "I Truss-ted you!"
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some SPACE...".
Are u getting the funnys
Does your shoe have a hole in it
No
Then how did you put your foot in it
What do you call a planet that poops-- Uranus
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer, the bartender says no. The midget asks why, the bartender says "You're a little drunk"
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage
what do you call a fat fortune teller? a fourchin teller
If your boyfriends doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
What do you call a two dimensional owl? A --- Paper TOWL!!!!
what type of bee makes milk? A boobee
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me Shoyu."
Why was the baby ant confused? Because it uncles were all aunts
Trump is Putin America first hahahaha
