Puns
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
The shovel is a ground breaking invention.
*Slaps and laughs*
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
What did the paintings name their daughter?
Palette.
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
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Today was a bad day. First, my ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver.
Can I branch out to some tree puns? Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on!
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
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