Bone

Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!

Duck

A duck walks into a bar. The duck says to the bartender, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No." Then the duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "NO!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No, and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any nails?" The bartender says, "No." The duck says, "Well then, bartender, got any bread?"

Piano

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.

Computer

One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"

The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."

Ramen

I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."