Can February March? -- No, but April May.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me Shoyu."
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What do Cavemen Poop in? A NEANDER STALL
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Is it incent if it’s out the open
Or is it...outcent
My ex still misses me... But her aim is getting better every time!
i was going to write a corny joke, but those are a bit to EAR-itating
What does Stephen Hawkins say after sex? That was wheely good
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy. 🍕🧀
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
I would say a good joke but all the good ones Argon
when is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters
Somebody told me chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
