Friend

I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.

People

I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!

End

Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.

Batmobile

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?

"Get in the Batmobile!"

Buh dum tish.

Chicken

There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.

Hair

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hair.

Hair who?

Hairhairhairhairhairhair!

Cereal

I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.

Hole

Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?

A: Hole-y shit!

Bus

Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.

Song

"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."