Puns
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
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What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?
"Get in the Batmobile!"
Buh dum tish.
I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.
Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
Poopy loopy.
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."