Puns
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
Don't touch my bot.
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Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.
Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.
What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?
"Get in the Batmobile!"
Buh dum tish.
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!
Poopy loopy.