Puns

What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?

I’m thursty (Thursday).

Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.

You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!

Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.

Don't touch my bot.

What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"

I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.

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I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.

I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!

Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.

I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?

"Get in the Batmobile!"

Buh dum tish.

There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.

Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?

Because 1028 1029.

What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hair.

Hair who?

Hairhairhairhairhairhair!

Poopy loopy.

Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!

I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.