I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
What did the watch say to the failing watch company?
"You better watch it!"
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!