How can you help a llama on holiday?
Alpaca your bags.
I need to get new shoes one of these isn’t right
why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
because they are Sith-ters
I have so many cash machine jokes But none of them seem to work ATM
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages Someone else: How was it? Me: It's a long story
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
Patient: Doctor I feel like a needle Doctor: I see your point
My dignity to live
Who are voting for this election I'm voting for tricity so vote for tricity. Electricity!
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work
Bill was on a hill. What a hill billy.
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, " A, T&T!"
Q: a guy walks into a bar what does he say? A: ow
I told my friend to look at the clock then I said. " is this a bad time
Why tie when you can knot?
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
What is Bill Gates’ favourite equation?
1 + 1 =
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up? Skelesore.
