Poop

What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!

Ford

A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.

Book

I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

Girl

What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.

What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.

Watch

What did the watch say to the failing watch company?

"You better watch it!"

Bro

I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.

Squirrel

How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?

You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.

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  • Dream

    Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!

    Pickle

    What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?

    A pickle.

    Skeleton

    I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.

    Lightbulb

    How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!

    Waist

    What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?

    A waist of time.