Puns

I thought my wife was joking when she said she was gonna leave me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I'm a believer,” but then I saw her face.

It's punny.

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you.

I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"

What happens when you suck?

You succ.

Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.

I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!

What room does a ghost not want to be in?

The living room.

To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.

America: I'm going to build a wall.

Nazi: Been there.

Soviet Union: Done that.

People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.

"Hey, how do I look?"

"With your eyes, Joe."

What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

What do you call a guy with a sandwich?

A guy with a sandwich.

A bass drum is the boss.

What animal lies? A lion.

What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"

A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.

Why can’t you run in a campground?

Because it’s past tents.

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung.