Puns
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
A bass drum is the boss.
What animal lies? A lion.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
Today was a bad day. First, my ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.