There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
Puns
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
Asshole.
I was going to walk to Verizon, but I decided to Sprint over to T-Mobile instead.
You know bins????
They're trash!
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
