Puns
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
You really gay. No questions added.
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
Yeoooo.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
Boy, you gay?
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.