Punny jokes
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
LewenGOALski
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Get up, you lazybones!