Punny jokes
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
What do you call a bad pun? The pun is not punny!
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂