Punny jokes
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
What do you call a bad pun? The pun is not punny!
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.