Punny jokes
Bruh, don't be punny.
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! ππ
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.