Punchline Jokes

i told my friend an egg joke yesterday he thought it was eggcelent.

Q: why is the graveyard so noisy A: because all the coffin

if you don't get it it mean because of people coughing

10 years ago my dad went to get milk he said when he got back he was going to tell me a joke. that joke better be worth it

These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean seriously haven't you got something better to tell

Knock knock. Whose there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!

(Or Dees nuts in yo mouth!)

A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that. "new around here?" said the bartender "nah, been here awile" said the robot Bartender "you can talk?" robot "yeah, pretty cool huh." bartender "why do you want a martini" robot "oh, i'm just in the mood for one, you know?" The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk. The robot seems to be just like a normal human, "wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender "the top minds in the world." said the robot. The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..." Bartender, "what?" "Why did you read this entire story, it does not have a punchline, I just wasted your time, Get bamboozled nerd!"

What do u call a 3 humped camel Answer:a prostitute from new York 😂😂😭😭💀

I would tell you a joke about a clock but it’s a wast of time 😄😄

I GAVE UP HOPE AND I LIKED IT!! I TAKE MEDS TO FEEL FANTASTIC! (i kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy

I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.

What is a vampire's favourite animal? A giraffe.

What is a vampire's favourite fruit? Neck-tarines.

Those two jokes are not funny at all!

What's a Orphans favorite website

It has a homepage

Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing? She had no arms

Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.

POV: your sitting here waiting for a good joke, i wait unfulfilled

why do i tell bad jokes im a lesbian

(This is a cruel joke, do not say this to anyone it just popped up in my mind)

Roses are Red Violet's are blue yo grandma died, yo dad left you too, now you living with yo old grandma coot. 'oh' let's not forget yo mom left you to, you gon live alone, die alone, with no roses on yo casket too.

Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals, they are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit, they go in and the first man comes out with a peach, he is instructed to shove it in his ass and if he laughs he will be killed, he tries and dies, the second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same, when the two meet at the pearly gates the first man says, i had a peach, there fuzzy, you had a grape whats your excuse? "Well i was doing fine until I say jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple.