Punchline Jokes

what goes up but never past the digits 15? A Make A Wish Kid....

None of these jokes really took off

Knock, knock. -- "Who's there?" -- "Ash." -- "Ash who?" -- "Bless you."

I have a really good joke.

Do u want to hear it?

Oh wait this is a bad joke website.

When other people tell a joke; 3/3 people laugh. When I tell a joke; 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.

Whats the difference btwn a joke and 3 cocks? You can't take a joke.

Knock knock Who’s there? My name is Ya Ya who? Yahooooo!!!

Touch u toes and hold them than spell run it will say .r.u.n

what do you call a animal flouting

super bird

What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!

Q: How many letters are in the alphabet A.11 A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T

Wanna here a joke??

My life

Q. Why aren't emo jokes funny? A. They always seem to cut a little too close.

How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.

I have a skeleTON of jokes but none of them are very humerous.

What was hellen kellers dogs name

Durrrrrrrr

What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garabige truck

-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer

I hope u like this it took 5 minutes to make. what's_up also has good jokes to favorite him/her/them plz