"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
...
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
69.
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that.
"New around here?" said the bartender.
"Nah, been here a while," said the robot.
Bartender "You can talk?"
Robot "Yeah, pretty cool, huh."
Bartender "Why do you want a martini?"
Robot "Oh, I'm just in the mood for one, you know?"
The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk.
The robot seems to be just like a normal human.
"Wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender.
"The top minds in the world," said the robot.
The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..."
Bartender, "What?"
"Why did you read this entire story? It does not have a punchline. I just wasted your time. Get bamboozled, nerd!"
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. ๐๐ญ๐
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but itโs a waste of time! ๐๐
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Whoโs there... Not the little boy.
