Punchline jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."
Then which one are you?
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.