What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
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Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
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Q: If you were in a ra
omg I had a really good hand joke but i just couldn't put my finger on it.
i got a joke
allah ahuabar
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
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Knock-knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
When you ask your friend'Can I hear a joke. ̈ ̈Sure ̈ ̈What do orphans and orange peels have the same. ̈ ̈What? ̈ ̈They both get thrown out
Dark jokes are just like food.Not every one gets it
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny... They never get old
Bro I gotta tell you a joke Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
man: knock knock...
boy: who's there?
man: bear...
boy: ...bear who?
man: bear bottom
You know how 7 8 9 why was ten scared cos he was in the middle of 9/11
knock knock whose there clearly not their parents
Why do you always high five the emo person... cause can't just leave them hanging.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. A cow with no front legs walking around? Beef stroganoff.
my life but wait jokes actually have meaning
Knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who
orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before.
Orphan: asks you random joke what is the difference between my bomerang and my parents Me: the boomerange came back
Id tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort
