Punchline jokes
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.