I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!
I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
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Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
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Q: If you were in a ra
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
Dark jokes are just like food.Not every one gets it
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny... They never get old
my life but wait jokes actually have meaning
You know how 7 8 9 why was ten scared cos he was in the middle of 9/11
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. A cow with no front legs walking around? Beef stroganoff.
Bro I gotta tell you a joke Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
Orphan: asks you random joke what is the difference between my bomerang and my parents Me: the boomerange came back
Knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who
orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before.
