Punchline jokes
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
Whatβs a rapperβs favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...
But I only remember the punch lineπππππππππ
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? Sheβs going to eat me!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.