Punchline jokes
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves........ just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
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What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
Oh, you need a lesbian joke?
Uhh... gimme a second....
Me???
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.