Punchline jokes
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
Oh, you need a lesbian joke?
Uhh... gimme a second....
Me???
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.
However-
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves........ just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!