What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
I went to the local butcher's and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies, "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer!"
"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.
The butcher says, "I had to fire her too!"
Alternative punchline:
"I had to call social services, she was only 14."
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
These aren't funny.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
