Why did the Canadian cross the road? To say sorry to the other side.
What was the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there!" Not Suzy.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes, and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at and if they cry, just say 'hey here are your parents' then grab nothing. perfect example.
*son* dad whats dark humor *dad* do you see the guy over there with no arms *son* no im blind.
What's the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mothers love Orphan: how come Me: you wouldn’t get it Orphan: . . . .
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Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth...
A. A gummy bear
Knock Knock
“Who’s there?”
Boo
“Boo-Who?”
It’s just a joke, no need to cry
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
Why didnt the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
haha derit oot saw ti esuaceb pu dnats ekib eht tndluoc yhw
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Cause everyone says go big or go home
