Punchline jokes
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Joke start.
Punchline!
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!