Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Joke start.
Punchline!
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
