Punchline jokes
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"
And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."
Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"
And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."
And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves........ just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
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- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.