Punchline jokes

Haircut

Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!

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  • Face

    Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.

    Emo

    Why did the emo cross the road?

    To not get to the other side.

    Number

    The worst joke ever.

    Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

    Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.

    Friend

    I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.

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  • Basement

    what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?

    I don't bowl.

    Orphan

    If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!

    If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.

    Grandmother

    "My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."

    Emo

    What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

    Nothing, they both hang.

    Knock

    Knock knock.

    "Who's there?"

    Boo.

    "Boo who?"

    It's just a joke, no need to cry!

    Dark Humor

    Son: Dad, what's dark humor?

    Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?

    Son: No, I'm blind.

    Dark Humor

    Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.

    Orphan: How come?

    Me: You wouldn't get it.

    Orphan: . . . .

    Dad

    The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

    "Who's there?"

    "Not your dad."

    Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

    The quiet kid says, "AK."

    Cow

    What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

    You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.