There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father “thank you for this moment, have a great night”. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, “can I have some food?” He gladly replies “yes” and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, “thank you so much, I really needed something to eat”. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, “thank you SOOOO much” Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, “what is it?” She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
what did the chinese girl said when she had a baby? sum ting whong
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
wanna hear a joke about corn
Nevermind it's too corny
a orphan we no jokes
jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes
Why did the emo kid not cross the road.
He was waiting for a car
Btw ik this joke is bad 👎
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever, and his friend asked did you get any head and the guy said no I couldn't find it.
6 Germans walk into a BAR... and only three walk out.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja Deja who? Knock knock
why are orphans good at being a criminal because their not wanted
I have so many orphan jokes im afraid most of them wont hit home.
what do u say to a girl with two black eyes nothing you told her twice
What did Tennessee?
Same thing Arkansas.
wait isnt this sans job to make a joke?
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it's first hair cut!
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
What do you call a person who cares for chickens 🐓?
A chicken tender.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
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Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
