Punchline jokes
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".
At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
I’m not saying my life’s a joke. I’m saying it’s the punchline no one asked for.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.