what do u say to a girl with two black eyes nothing you told her twice
I have so many orphan jokes im afraid most of them wont hit home.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja Deja who? Knock knock
What did Tennessee?
Same thing Arkansas.
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it's first hair cut!
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
What was the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
What do you call a person who cares for chickens 🐓?
A chicken tender.
Why did the Canadian cross the road? To say sorry to the other side.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes, and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at and if they cry, just say 'hey here are your parents' then grab nothing. perfect example.
wait isnt this sans job to make a joke?
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there!" Not Suzy.
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever, and his friend asked did you get any head and the guy said no I couldn't find it.
I wasn't gonna tell another emo joke but I don't want to leave anyone hanging.
*son* dad whats dark humor *dad* do you see the guy over there with no arms *son* no im blind.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mothers love Orphan: how come Me: you wouldn’t get it Orphan: . . . .
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