Punchline jokes
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways; What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that.
"New around here?" said the bartender.
"Nah, been here a while," said the robot.
Bartender "You can talk?"
Robot "Yeah, pretty cool, huh."
Bartender "Why do you want a martini?"
Robot "Oh, I'm just in the mood for one, you know?"
The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk.
The robot seems to be just like a normal human.
"Wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender.
"The top minds in the world," said the robot.
The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..."
Bartender, "What?"
"Why did you read this entire story? It does not have a punchline. I just wasted your time. Get bamboozled, nerd!"