Punchline jokes

Girl

A girl named Sally has no arms.

"KNOCK KNOCK"

She never answered...

Orphan

Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?

Because there is never anyone at the door.

Punch Line

There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".

At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.

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  • Kid

    Why did the emo kid not cross the road?

    He was waiting for a car.

    Orphan

    An orphan? We no jokes.

    Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.

    Sex

    A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.

    His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"

    The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."

    Kid

    What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...

    What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))

    Eye

    What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?

    Nothing, you told her twice.

    Haircut

    Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!

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  • Face

    Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.