What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
My friend dreamed of being a porno star.
He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.
The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
