What do you call it when red Sox can doesn't pull out?
Boston cream pie
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What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing, Skeletons don’t have ears
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bob it, twist it, pull it, hit, turn it, twist it, slide it.
Why can't a leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day, i painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping, still had some extra space
A make a wish patient wanted to see Black panther IRL so I pulled his plug
If I wanted to hear beeping I wouldn’t have pulled my grandmas cord to live
Your arms are open They stretch towards me Reaching, grabbing, pulling me Surrounding me Drowning me in my helplessness Time standing still, inside here Looking through windows, time passing by Let me go, will ya
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whats the worst part about getting old?
going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks
When you lock the door, but you realize its a pull open door:
My nuts hurt if you pull them I will scream
My nuts tickle scratch them and I won’t like you no more
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back
Jonny went to disney and they had sour balls, he asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Pulled pork? Yeah i cranked my hog today too.
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So one time I was with my girlfriend crazy right but we were doing a tictok eye fallow challenge and she pulled up a pick of where Stacy for in to the spider verse and I look some were I shouldn’t and she smacked me and I changed to the rock and you know where she looked wtf right in the no no square and since she was a girl all I could do was sit back and watch
