Psychology jokes
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.