What screams I’m insecure?
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
Depression is like therapy; the more you see it, the more you get used to it.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.
