Psychology jokes
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.