Psychology

Psychology jokes

When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.

An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.

Me: I'm afraid of random letters.

Therapist: You are?

Me: [screams]

Therapist: Oh, I see.

Me: [screaming intensifies]

A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.

The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"

Person: You're so ugly.

Me: You ugly.

Person: I'm not a mirror.

Me: And I'm not your reflection.

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."