Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
Pronunciation Jokes
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."
Say "I cup" but in words.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
