What's the difference between saying bloody in America and in the U.K?
In the U.K, it's a swear word
In America, it's a family reunion
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
uranus is pranouced ur anus
harass say it out loud but slowly split that word in to and it sounds like her ass
Say "invented" without the first "n".
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus" but it reminded me of urine 😆 (Credits to my really funny friend)
Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.
I had a dissability where I kept pronouncing my g as an r, so one day, I said I liked Grapes. Of course, I pronounced it I like Rapes. I was kicked out of preshool.
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
Say traffic and replace r with h it sounds like... that thicc
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
Spell icup... U SEE me pee!?
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
