What do you call a priest that likes juice A capriest sun
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth including an increase in child abuse" said the village priest. The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media. "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!" "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey". they reported
The village priest is living at his majesties convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke, its not even funny?" Said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists? 5% of atheists have seen a ghost 5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy
If you mixed the iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad what would you get? Tony Abbott's career
If you got a priest, a rhodes scholar and a politician in a room what would you get? The Royal Commission alternatively Tony Abbott
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Police officer pulls over 2 Catholic priests. Says he’s looking for two child molesters.
Catholic priests looking at each other: We’ll do it!
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri"
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat and the priest says bad boys and then his friend says what Kibab do you want and the priest says bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do
We are coming out with a whopper that is similar to a priest cause it has also has its meat between 5 yr buns
what do you call a priest meeting his illegal children
a holy CUMmunion
What did the racist catholic priest say?
Martin Luther not my king.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth
a Priest says to me come up my child then i said do i know you because your not my father
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the Priest.
I accidentally suck my own‘s ball sack
