Priest jokes
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
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A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Priest
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.