Priest jokes
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Me: Nice.
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Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
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A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Priest
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
A priest walks into a wine store.
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
Do you know where priests go at night?
To all night sale at Boys R Us.