What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down sport
what dose a priest and time have in common? there both predators
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest's one what's till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
A priest walks into a wine store.
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
Do you know where priests go at night???????
To all night sale a boys r us
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closest. Being a Pedo. When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa she beat the hell outta him.
Serves him right.
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.
How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.
Father then the priest says son Holy Spirit amen.No I was asking you a question father
What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?
The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.
what kind of sex do priest love......nun
Why was there a box in a church because their was a funeral
A priest is drowning in a river. A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says, "Leave me alone, God will save me." The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said, "Leave me alone, God will save me." The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that God will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God said, "I sent you three f***ing boats and you didn't take them!"
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
