President Jokes

Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

When the person who killed jfk he heard headshot

Q: What do you get when you cross viagra and Donald Trump?

A: Erection fraud (Just a joke)

I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling alsleep (including him)

What did Obama ask Trump

What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?

an escort..

How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter

Donald trump has been banned from panera

What’s Christian and holey?

JFK

Person: So you know that persons name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dea Friend: Yeah John Wilkes Booth Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln. Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot

Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump? Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!

A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says "that is mother teresa's clock it has never moved because she has never lied". "There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" Ask's the man. Jesus answers "it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."

Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him. I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!