What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat
My young son saw trump on TV he asked "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied "Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don't want it to rust"
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There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
Donald trump, "I play fortnite just to build walls"
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
Some people said that JFK had Big parties some even would say they were *Mine Blowing*
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
what does Joe Biden call a room full of kids, a toy room.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
What record did Obama proved during his presidency No matter how far a brotha gets in life he’ll still be in government housing
Presidents: are normal physically
Biden: t r i p s o v e r a f u c k i n g s t a i r
A plane is going to crash there are four passengers and only three parachutes. all the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first he says, my fans need me and jumps, Donald trump takes another and says I am the smartest president, jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute. The boy replies don't worry - Donald took my backpack.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "everytime someone lies, it ticks once, Mother Terresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, " Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
The ,,S" in Putin stands for smart.
Trump is so orange that he makes the oompa loompa's look white.
