President jokes

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.

"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.

"Indeed, they are," he was told.

"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"

What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?

$2 billion and high cholesterol.

Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?

Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?

Viewers: Dora.

Trump: No, I am President Trump.

Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?

Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.

Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?

Orange juice.

Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!

Biden... get it?

Texans: Don't mess with Texas.

*snows 1 inch*

Texans: Please help us, President Biden!

Q: What is Trump?

A: An oversized oompa loompa.

Trump's mom.

"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.

He is now playing the whore-monica.

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.

JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.

Why can't Biden play chess?

Because he doesn't have the towers.

Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂

I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).

I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...

We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.