President jokes

JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.

What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.

Trump, must I say more?

I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"

Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?

A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?

In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.

What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F.

After getting in the White House, D. Trump gets a letter...

...from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:

370HSSV 0773H

All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.

One of the agents suggests Trump ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary:

"Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down."

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."

I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.

Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.

...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.

"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"

There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.

Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.

Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?

I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.

How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?

3 shots.