Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own fkn mask mandate.
What is trump's favorite snack? Cheetos
(get it?) (he looks like a cheeto)
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins? Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room? "Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens
Have you driven through Dealey plaza it will blow your mind~john f. Kennedy
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
What do you call the White House when a women becomes President. A stable
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Why is trump always in debt, his university isn't paid off yet!
Have you seen the inside of Ford's theatre it will blow your mind~abraham Lincoln
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
whyed joe biden go to the hospitle because he couldnt stop Putin
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A Pedo Peter.)
What's Trump's favourite instrument A TRUMPet!!!
Donald Trump is like really orange.
Somebody told me to go to hell so I walked up to Donald Trump.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs
there’s no hope.