President jokes

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.

He is now playing the whore-monica.

Neither of them respect boundaries.

Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

Presidents are normal, physically.

Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.

I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.

President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.

Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."

What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?

Orange juice.

A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.

When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.

The "S" in Putin stands for smart.

Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.

What is black and white and red all over?

JFK

"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha

Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.

If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.

When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."

What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?

Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!