President jokes
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
What did Obama ask Trump?
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump...
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.