President jokes
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump...
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."