What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
Some people said that JFK had Big parties some even would say they were *Mine Blowing*
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
what does Joe Biden call a room full of kids, a toy room.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine
My young son saw trump on TV he asked "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied "Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don't want it to rust"
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice
Donald trump, "I play fortnite just to build walls"
The ,,S" in Putin stands for smart.
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
what is the biggest joke ever, trump
Trump is so orange that he makes the oompa loompa's look white.
Trump is Putin America first hahahaha
if trump was a orphan I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
