JFK: Are you a bullet because I can't get you out of my head.
John F. Kenedy: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind blowing!
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president It's called Winnie the Pooh Blood And Honey
Why can't Trump go the White House anymore? Because it's forbiden!
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below
Trump: I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy Melania: Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy? Ivanka: Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy Pilot: Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?
Trevor Bauer for President
In 2021We won't need a April fools prank think of Joe Biden and call it a day
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
what is white with red all over.........JFK
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech
Trump, Must I say more?
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza. Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
what is the biggest joke ever, trump
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
I was asking people who knew trump if he would win a second term . Stormy said " no way, he doesn't have 2 in him!"
After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter.... ... from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.
