President jokes
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Trevor Bauer for President.
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.