What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual peadophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!!!!
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of there lives.
what did the girl with no hands get for her birthday....we don't know she hasn't opened it yet
The past, present and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
when your rother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b day (* *)
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday, he gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it. I asked him what was the bullseye for he said target practice
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room
The present: Laundry
*gunshot*
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To:The Orphan
From : ______
2 gays are getting ready for Christmas...they are expecting a big package in the Male!
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing becuase they cant open the gift
What did the girl get for Christmas?
Cancer
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday
So my friends birthday is in a couple of day's, and I was wondering what to get him. He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers'
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas, this upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs..........the boy has no legs.
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We dunno she ain't opened it yet
My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa. I asked, "Why is it because he gives people presents?" Jimmy told me, "No, it's because I hear so many good things about him but and how he's gonna come home, but never see him."
