My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday, guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What do orphan want to get for Christmas ... a mother
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year and he was so ungrateful like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to
So my friends birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
On my 21st Birthday my mom told me I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child your going to to get something good and something you been looking forward to is what my mom said. Me my mom and my on;y friend celebrate my Birthday then we all went to sleep I woke up the next day I ask hey where my gift you said you got me. My mom said since your father left us you have have no father figure in your life. So this is your new step father the only thing it was my only friend.
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
whats the difference between an orphan and a puppy parents enjoy the presents of a puppy
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas. -herpes
sally has no arms. what did she get for Christmas? idk she hasn't opened it yet.
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What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual peadophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!!!!
What’s it called when you give emo some rope as a present? Murder.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of there lives.
what did the girl with no hands get for her birthday....we don't know she hasn't opened it yet
The past, present and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
when your rother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b day (* *)
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
