For a present on christmas i gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button
What did the orphans friend give him for his birthday?
Lego so he can build a home.
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
what did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas.
he couldn't even open it.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of gloves! Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said "I wanna watch"
i got a toaster for my birthday and said "yay new bath bomb"
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but toady is a gift that is why it I called the present.
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met, the perfect birthday gift. Chlamydia.
What is a animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What do orphan want to get for Christmas ... a mother
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year and he was so ungrateful like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to
So my friends birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas. -herpes
sally has no arms. what did she get for Christmas? idk she hasn't opened it yet.
What’s it called when you give emo some rope as a present? Murder.
