Jimmy Savile should have presented Pop off the Tops instead of Top of the Pops.
2 gays are getting ready for Christmas...they are expecting a big package in the Male!
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room
The present: Laundry
*gunshot*
Food makes are proudly presenting human flesh made foods donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives T and C apply this is only in the best shops in your town or down the road or in your country 1 like = 1 family member donated cos we're saving lives😎😎
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To:The Orphan
From : ______
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday, he gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it. I asked him what was the bullseye for he said target practice
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing becuase they cant open the gift
What did the girl get for Christmas?
Cancer
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday
So my friends birthday is in a couple of day's, and I was wondering what to get him. He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers'
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said "I wanna watch"
what is the true meaning of Christmas. stealing presents from orphans-a quote by technoblade
My sister’s birthday is on 9-11, when she opened her presents she jumped up with explosion
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas, this upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs..........the boy has no legs.
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We dunno she ain't opened it yet
Who gave jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa clause!
Glad to present you wood clock https://olegon.ru/clock/
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for christmas? A new ass because his one has crack on it.
