A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
i hate it when people think im a boy because of my short hair i mean what did you expect im gay of course i have short hair
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She's retarded.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
