Prejudice Jokes

What do you call a blind racist?

A not see.

Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?

The white guy actually did it.

A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.

I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.

Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.

Why did my dad leave me?

Because I was gay.

"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."

I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.

What do you call an African American pilot?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!

🤣😂😆😁

I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣

How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just beat the room for it being black.

In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.

How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you?

I'm a heterosexual man that is so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.

I'm hertophobic.

It means I'm allergic to straights.

What kind of experience does a feminist have?

Being a bitch.

Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.

I hate straight people.

Things said by racist aliens:

"Some of my best friends are Green."

"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."

"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."

"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"

"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."

"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"

"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."

"Get out of my store you grigger!"

"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"

Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.

What is the order of finish?

1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.

2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.

3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.

If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?

Alive.