Prejudice jokes
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
What do you call a blind racist?
A not see.
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.
Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.
Why did my dad leave me?
Because I was gay.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.